Archive | February, 2008

The 8 types of Idiots you will come across with in GSC Megamall on a Wednesday

28 Feb

Seriously avoid watching a movie at GSC Megamall on a Wednesday.

Tickets are the cheapest (RM6) so theatres are packed and I swear the cheaper tickets attracts the most dumbest annoying lot.

Idiot #1 & #2

They talk too much and the most retarded part is when they don’t seem to understand a single word of English or can read subtitles well that they depend so much on the equally dumb (if not dumber) person sitting next to them to translate every single thing out loud and wrongly I might add! ‘tak faham la bang’ ‘apa dia cakap ni’ if I had a ringgit for every time I heard this!

Once we sat in front of this older couple who couldn’t shut their mouths coz the husband had to translate every single thing to his wife. Half way, a good 1 hour into the movie, she finally exclaims ‘oooh bang, ni gambar thai ke bang? Ingatkan gambar Korea’

Idiot #3

Smart-alecs who for some reason think they can direct or write better scripts. If you’re in a horror movie, these idiots would love to provide some extra sound effects for you with no extra charge and live to think it’s super cute.

Idiot #4

Let’s not forget the people with serious BO and bad breath thanks to the air con that circulates these nasty smells. It does not cost much to get yourself a pack of mints and deodorant, seriously.

Idiot #5

If you’re watching a comedy, I swear there will ALWAYS be a bozo that laughs hysterically/psychotically even when it’s no where near funny. Most of the time it’s a balding man in his late 30ish early 40s and the occasional weirdly dressed up college nerdy looking kid.

Idiot #6

The jack ass at the back of you who’s leg is plagued with Parkinsons/gila babi so bad that he needs to shake them every second, kicking your seat. I swear you wish you could help him amputate his leg.

Idiot #7

The one that breaks all rules by smuggling outside food. MCDs, KFC & the nauseating dried sotong – I’ve sniffed them all at the cinema.

Idiot #8

And finally, you get the horny couples who can’t afford to rent a god damn motel displaying excessive PDA and you can tell something’s up when you see the guy or girl squirming in their seats.

That’s it, I’m only going to the movies on a Monday from now on!

Family Guy Rocks

27 Feb

If you like The Simpsons, you’ll LOVE Family Guy!

Funny Family Guy Moments compilation:

Top 10 funny moments:

Quagmire – everybody’s fav perv!

Get their dvds! Funny stuff assured.

Incredible India

25 Feb

Warning: Heavy picture post

Day 1 to 3 in Chennai – formerly known as Madras

3 days in Chennai for my hubby’s cousin’s engagement/wedding/reception event.

The Wedding Stage:

The Brothers, awww:

Isn’t my black saree SO pwettie?


When in India – must have damn good brakes, working horn & lotsa lotsa luck.

If the heat doesn’t get to you, the constant shrieking of horns and their driving skills will. Having had one too many omg-we’re-going-to-get-into-a-car-accident moments, it eventually grows on you and becomes *almost* a roller coaster ride – minus any protection

The amount of traffic and people here is incredible. In 2007, Chennai was estimated to have population of 7.5 million, making it the fourth largest metropolitan city in India and one of the largest metropolitan areas in the world.

Talk about overcongestion and lack of birth control methods.

Hubby’s aunt’s beach house, 1 hour drive away from Chennai. Isn’t the view gorgeous?

Hubby on the beach:

Taking it allll in:

Moon or a dot?

Saw this near the beach house and just had to take it:

Day 4 & 5 – Kannur in Kerala
Place of Stay: Kailari Heritage (Riverside Resort) – 8 kms from Kannur in North Kerala
Travel time: 1 hour flight from Chennai to Calicut, followed by a 100 kms (approx 2.30 hours) drive by taxi – an ambassador car.

The car itself is a highlight of the trip. Imagine having 2 people sitting in front, yup, that’s what the hubby & I had to do for 3 hours!

Kannur & Kerala in general is full of greens, coconuts and is literally a water state in the west coast of India. Its capital in Kerala is a mouthful – Thiruvananthapuram. Now say that out loud and fast!

A little bit of knowledge:

Besides the malayee majority, certain hill tribes exhibit affinities with the Negrito peoples of Southeast Asia. Agriculture is the state’s main economic activity. Plantations of cardamom, cashew nut, coconuts, coffee, ginger, pepper, rubber, and tea account for 40 percent of the total land. Temperature normally ranges between 27º and 32º C

A must visit in Kannur:

Mutthapan Temple to watch the Theyyam or Theyattam dance which is a popular ritual dance of Malabar viz North Kerala. This dance is found abudant throughour northern Kerala. It’s a religion based ritual dance Theyyam is performed as an offering to the deities, and to ward off poverty and illness. This temple is the only place where one can see the theyyam performed all around the year.

Day 7
House Boat In Allepey
Place of Stay: Our House Boat – Backwaters Symphony
8 hours drive from Kannur to the House Boat

Allepey:

Lush green rice fields spread away into the distance here with no roads, only water ways with the occasional small huts occupied by the farmers. Water is the key to everything here.

Our 2 tier House Boat

Features of our Houseboat :

» Comes with decent wooden furnishing with nice flooring,
» Each houseboat is provided with a sun deck, spacious living / dining area.
» Comes with attached toilets and 5 bedrooms
» Comes with a kitchen and a good cook and 4 crews.

Wasn’t the best houseboat despite the hefty price tag of RS9000 (approx almost RM900). Boats are allowed to travel from 12pm-6pm only therefore we had to dock the entire night with ALL kinds of insects keeping us company.

Lots & Lots of duckies:

The Fields:

Gorgeous view

Enjoying the view

Day 8
2 hours drive to Cochin Airpot from The HouseBoat early Saturday morning
1 1/2 hour flight to Chennai, followed by a 1.30am Sunday night flight out to home sweet home.

Did 80% of my shopping in Chennai as we were pressed for time. Unlike Kerala, Chennai is def a nice place to shop and is not wallet-friendly since they have huge rows and emporiums of clothes that will drive you nuts.

My buys in India

Yes, lots and lots of hair products – Garnier and Lakme products. SO can’t find these here. Accessories freaks will LOVE India. Gorgeous pieces of necklaces and earrings for less than RM5, no joke!

Can you believe these cost less than RM1 each?? It’s almost RM10 here.

Baby sis – your stuff that awaits you when u come home

Churidar/Salwaar Kameez –exquisite pieces and cheaper than KL.

Indian goodies and products – lots and lots of TEA!

Yummy Indian Sweets:

A point to note, food in Chennai & Kerala is awesome! There are no words to describe how even a simple vegetarian meal can taste so good. I def miss the food most and of course, the tea.

Will blog more later about the other places of interest we visited once I get the pictures from my daddy in law & brother-in-law (Suresh, huge hint here dude!)

Despite the scorching hot sun, the floods of people and traffic in Chennai, the insects on the houseboat, true to its tagline, India was incredible indeed. Excellent food, affordable shopping, great company and places of interest – it was a perfect place for recreation and relaxation.

India trip, done & over. Next Destination: Thailand in March. Can’t wait!

When in Singapore, be as Kiasu as the Singaporeans…

25 Feb

A BIG shoutout to my Bestie Mena who has decided to leave the Gang for the Land of The Singas.

I hope you’re well settled down coz we’ll be visiting you sooner than you thought AND often. FREE LODGING mah! *frugal face on*

Things are not going to be the same without my partner in crime. *Hugs*

SO TOTALLY RANDOM:

Life’s a box of J.Co donuts – Being patient in line just to get to the good stuff.

Wouldn’t you agree? :)

I’m Back

24 Feb

Just got back from my 8 day India trip with a BAD tan.

I’m SOOO exhausted right now, so will update about the trip later.

But all I can say is I’m already missing the good food there!!

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