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The 8 types of Idiots you will come across with in GSC Megamall on a Wednesday

28 Feb

Seriously avoid watching a movie at GSC Megamall on a Wednesday.

Tickets are the cheapest (RM6) so theatres are packed and I swear the cheaper tickets attracts the most dumbest annoying lot.

Idiot #1 & #2

They talk too much and the most retarded part is when they don’t seem to understand a single word of English or can read subtitles well that they depend so much on the equally dumb (if not dumber) person sitting next to them to translate every single thing out loud and wrongly I might add! ‘tak faham la bang’ ‘apa dia cakap ni’ if I had a ringgit for every time I heard this!

Once we sat in front of this older couple who couldn’t shut their mouths coz the husband had to translate every single thing to his wife. Half way, a good 1 hour into the movie, she finally exclaims ‘oooh bang, ni gambar thai ke bang? Ingatkan gambar Korea’

Idiot #3

Smart-alecs who for some reason think they can direct or write better scripts. If you’re in a horror movie, these idiots would love to provide some extra sound effects for you with no extra charge and live to think it’s super cute.

Idiot #4

Let’s not forget the people with serious BO and bad breath thanks to the air con that circulates these nasty smells. It does not cost much to get yourself a pack of mints and deodorant, seriously.

Idiot #5

If you’re watching a comedy, I swear there will ALWAYS be a bozo that laughs hysterically/psychotically even when it’s no where near funny. Most of the time it’s a balding man in his late 30ish early 40s and the occasional weirdly dressed up college nerdy looking kid.

Idiot #6

The jack ass at the back of you who’s leg is plagued with Parkinsons/gila babi so bad that he needs to shake them every second, kicking your seat. I swear you wish you could help him amputate his leg.

Idiot #7

The one that breaks all rules by smuggling outside food. MCDs, KFC & the nauseating dried sotong – I’ve sniffed them all at the cinema.

Idiot #8

And finally, you get the horny couples who can’t afford to rent a god damn motel displaying excessive PDA and you can tell something’s up when you see the guy or girl squirming in their seats.

That’s it, I’m only going to the movies on a Monday from now on!

Family Guy Rocks

27 Feb

If you like The Simpsons, you’ll LOVE Family Guy!

Funny Family Guy Moments compilation:

Top 10 funny moments:

Quagmire – everybody’s fav perv!

Get their dvds! Funny stuff assured.

My Pregnant Dream Interpretation

13 Feb

I had the weirdest & creepiest dream last night.

I was pregnant WITHOUT realizing it! It took my mom in my dream to point out that I was at least 4 months preggers and not fat. Talk about a weird ass dream coz I honestly have a phobia about having kids right now.

I googled to find out the meaning of my dream but I couldn’t find anything that comes close to “being pregnant and not realizing it” dream so here’s my best dream interpretation:

A dream of being pregnant symbolizes an aspect of your personality or personal life that is growing and developing, but is not yet ready to be talked about or acted upon. It represents the birth of a new idea, direction or goal.

AND

If the dreamer is a woman and you dream you are pregnant then you will see a big increase in your income

Does this mean I’m maturing as a woman/person now that I’m married? OR I’ll be seeing a career growth? Good Increment? :)Maybe it’s the performance appraisal anxiety? Ah but since it’s not to be talked or acted upon, we’ll just wait and see.

Check this site out for all pregnant dream interpretations

The Invasion of the Aliens in KL

7 Feb

Looks like they’ve made Puduraya area their fav hang out spot.

Is this even the KL I know? Feels and looks like Indonesia / Bangladesh. Not that I have anything against them but KL is infested by these aliens.

From the looks of it, they seem to be legit, wandering freely and literally creating a mess in the streets of KL.

Do we really need these many foreign labour here?

The Day Before The Reunion Dinner

5 Feb

I got this in an email forward and couldn’t resist sharing with you guys. It makes a good read so read!

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Yang Berhormat

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules,” says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

“Now it’ s time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Yang Berhormat. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election……

Today you voted.”

VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION

Something to ponder about come this CNY when you’re stuck for a good 14 hours just to get to your hometown?

Word of caution: for those heading back north to Ipoh/Penang, GOOD LUCK coz the roads narrow down from 2 to 1 freaking lane and this road work has been going on like forever!! You can thank Uncle Sam and BN in the coming election hor.

Incase you’re wondering how come I’ve yet to blog about losing weight, well I haven’t lost any. And to top it all off, I expect to put on more this CNY. After all who can resist the delicious kuih bangkit, pineapple tarts, ngaku, reunion dinners and other CNY goodies.

So here’s wishing all a very Happy Chinese New Year. Gong xi Gong xi, angpow nah lai.

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